Nothing but Canadians and trouble

Scene: Family room, looking at The Little Duckling.

Ty: Yum, I'd eat a duck.
Ror: Really?
Ty: And a goose too.
Ror: Why?
Ty: People eat ducks and geese.
Ror: Even Canadians?

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Scene: Driving Brigit to preschool

Brigit: Mommy, I'm kicking your bag!
Me: Why?
Brigit: To get in trouble.
Me: Um, why?
Brigit: Because I'm a girl.