When Rory was my only child, I used to save up his funny stories to share with family. This was well before my blog days, so sadly most of these stories are lost to the dark recesses of my brain. However, this kid, he gives good material.
Rory: Mom! Guess what!
Rory: I found the best chocolate!
Rory: On the counter! It was great! And it had white inside it!
Rory: Yeah! Mint! It was great!
Me: I know, it was MINE.