Me: Brigit, why is there a package of diapers in your bed?
Brigit: Because I got scared.
Brigit: And I put the package in my bed and then I went to sleep.
Me: That's a little weird.
Brigit: And when my grandma was a little girl, like me, she had a mom.
Me: That's right, Grandma had a mom.
Brigit: And her name was Muckwhomp.
Me: That's right, Muckwhomp West.
Brigit: Mickey Mouse don't like poops.
Brigit: Yes, but she likes pees.
Me: When are you going to start going in the potty?
Brigit: I like poops. They're interesting.
12 hours ago